You know you've played too much minecraft when...

This is one of my favorite random threads from the Minecraftforum.net website, I thought it'd be nice to put here.

Just post stuff that happens in real life that you do because Minecraft is screwing with your brain.

Example: You know you play to much minecraft when you piss yourself when ever you hear a hissing sound. SSSSssssSss...

you walk into a dark room and try to place a torch

When you see everything in cubes

When you see a cobblestone walkway, you mumble to yourself: "What a noob."

when you count every unit as a "block"

When you try to steal the public train system's tracks for yourself.

when you start calling 'changing your clothes' 'changing your skin'

When you think that you can actually use a pick axe effectively.

when u search ur pockets for cobblestone

when you try to InvEdit your pockets.

you think u can swim up water falls

When you throw eggs at walls, expecting a full-grown chicken to appear.

When you look at a torch and think "damn I want that lantern!"

Whenever you get on your computer, your right hand grabs the mouse, and your left hand hovers over the 'w,a,s,d' keys.

You download the crappy sound track and music to ur iPod to listen to

you put stuff on a bench, three by three.

when you constantly check behind you for creepers

Baglady74 wrote:Whenever you get on your computer, your right hand grabs the mouse, and your left hand hovers over the 'w,a,s,d' keys.

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when you say out loud "/home" when you're not at home

When you expect stuff to float, even after the support under it is gone.

man i had a dream about playing last night

When lava doesnt go through glass

When you refresh notch's blog over and over, expecting an update.